MBTI personality type: INFP
Moderately priced soaps are my calling.
First time I’ve been told “If you don’t like American, you can leave!” and I’ve decided to start a scrapbook of such events.
Taking every ounce of self-control I have not to knock issues of Cosmo out of teenagers’ hands in this checkout lane.
Had to be up at 6 AM, and I didn’t want to wake anybody, so I very, very quietly stuck my head in the oven.
I have officially made it big. My tweets are being stolen by people with 1000’s of followers. A+
If I ran for president I’d skip all these silly issues and talk about what really matters. Like why haven’t we haven’t eradicated celery?