weirdteenblogger:

its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

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First time I’ve been told “If you don’t like American, you can leave!” and I’ve decided to start a scrapbook of such events.

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Taking every ounce of self-control I have not to knock issues of Cosmo out of teenagers’ hands in this checkout lane.

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Had to be up at 6 AM, and I didn’t want to wake anybody, so I very, very quietly stuck my head in the oven.

I have officially made it big. My tweets are being stolen by people with 1000’s of followers. A+

If I ran for president I’d skip all these silly issues and talk about what really matters. Like why haven’t we haven’t eradicated celery?

thatonegirl-nicole:

elissamars:

frenchkissnae:

phandom-salad:

irregulargawd:

vaganja:

Always reblog.

Realist shit EVER

PREACH

mIND YOU, HE WAS ONLY LIKE 17 AT THE TIME.

yes.

Amen!

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